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Final NFL Power Rankings

Sorry for being late to the party folks, got hammered with the VID this week. But now that I'm back on my feet, here's where everyone lies at the end of the 2023 NFL Regular Season:



Crunching this data, there is really only three true title contenders, the Ravens, 49ers and Cowboys. If anyone else ends up hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, it will be an anomaly.


The Buffalo Bills, who might be peaking at just the right time, are on the cusp of being taken seriously for the first time since the Clinton Administration. No, the last two years weren't really taking them seriously. It was more like "let's see how they fuck this up this year." And earlier this year, they seemed to be slamming that tenuous window shut. However, you can't discount how they've played against the Cowboys and Dolphins. The Steelers this week don't really pose a challenge, Rudolph isn't guiding this sleigh. (That hurt to type)




The Dolphins and Lions just haven't put together the resume to make me care.


The Chiefs have been Nagy'd into challenged status. The Eagles are adrift and the Saints being in the top 10 almost had me call my doctor for stronger meds.


But goddam if those Cleveland Browns aren't sitting there daring me to make some idiotic bet that THAT defense with Joe Flacco can piece it all together.



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